tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

the last part omg

colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

majortvjunkie:

Tracks:

1.) Butterball Bitch

2.) Americana Gal

3.) Pies

4.) Homemaker

5.) Buttering Roll

6.) The State of Georgia

7.) Power & Congestion

8.) Living Diabetes

9.) Saltine Idle

10.) Valley of the Y’alls

11.) Hypocrite

12.) Fear and Land O’ Lakes